Pick 8 characters (I'll use my OCs.

And I'll use my self-insert, the one who lives in a janitor's closet)

1.Maestro
2.DJ Acid
3.Curt
4.Sally
5.Lenore
6.Arkham
7.Frank
8. Insane Vanity

Have you ever done anything illegal with 1?
Not really. He does illegal stuff on his own.

Have you ever kissed 4?
No way.

Have you ever hung out with 6?
He's too busy for that nonsense.

Have you ever hugged number 2?
No.

Have you ever gotten drunk/high with 3?
No. He's high enough.

Have you ever played a sport with 8?
Chess.

Have you ever had an inside joke with 7?
No. I can't understand half the jokes he tells.

Have you ever had a crush on 6?
He's too mopey.

Have you ever gone shopping with 5?
Yep, bought new age stuff.

Have you ever had a class with 4?
No.

Have you ever seen 3 in a swimsuit?
Don't get that image in my head!

Have you ever hurt 2's feelings?
I said her music tastes were bad.

Has 1 ever hurt your feelings?
He spilled tea all over me.

Have you ever dated someone in your top 8?
No.

Have you ever traveled anywhere with 8?
No.

Have you met 3's family?
He's an orphan.

Have you ever eaten anything in front of 1?
We had sandwiches.

Have you ever hated 4?
She won't leave me alone.

Have you ever fought 6?
In a battle of wits.

Has 3 ever seen you do something embarrassing?
No.

Has 2 ever given you a present?
A CD she burned.

Has 2 ever given you a present?
No.

Has anyone in your top 8 seen you cry?
No.

Have you ever played on a sports team with anyone on your top 4?
No

Have you ever done something dangerous with number 4?
Helped her break out of the asylum.

Is 7 older than you?
Only by 3 years.

When is the last time you saw 3?
He was getting his suit dry-cleaned.

When is the last time you talked to 4?
A few hours ago.

Would you do anything for 6?
No.

What is 1's favorite thing to do?
Collect Dolls.

Who does 5 look like?
Small, dark skin, red hair.

How many times do you talk to 5 in a week?
Don't know

Have you ever kissed 6?
No.

What's the best memory you have of 2?
I have no clue.

When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
When she wants to annoy me again.

Is number 8 pretty?
Face frozen in perpetual smile? No.

What was your first impression of number 7?
I thought he was a pirate, y'know with the eyepatch.

How did you meet 3?
I went to the carnival.

Do you think 4 could kill someone?
You have no idea.

Is 1 your best friend?
No. He's a walking freakshow.

Have you seen 2 naked?
No.

Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
No. (Don't make me puke)

What is the last thing you did with 6?
Had a long discussion on Lovecraft.

Have you ever been to 7's house?
He's a circus performer. He doesn't have a house.

Have you ever slept in the same bed as 1?
No. I hate dolls. And he always sleeps with dolls.

When's the next time you'll see 5?
When she's done going out with her boyfriend.

Are you real close to 3?
No. He's always travelling.

Have you ever kissed 2?
No.

Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
No.

Have you ever been angry with 1?
He hacks into my computer periodically.

Would you ever make a move with 8?
No.

What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
She picks the worst things to talk about.

Do you even talk to 6?
Yes, when he isn't moping.

Is 2 single?
Yes.

How did you meet 8?
She and 1 pretty much found me.

What would you do if you never met 5?
Dunno.

What do you honestly think of 1?
He's a freak.

Would 3 & 5 make a good couple?
Maybe.

When you think of 7, what three words come to mind?
Sweet, unusual, and devious.

If 1 dies tomorrow what is the one thing you would want them to know?
I'm sorry for all the times I made fun of him.

Would 2 & 1 make a good couple? What about you and them?
2 and 1 yes. Either one of them and me? no.

Do you think 7 is hot?
He's average.

If 1 & 3 got in a fist fight who do you think would win?
3.

What comes to mind when you look at 8?
Just how bad plastic surgery is.

Does 4 have an embarrassing secret?
She doesn't tell me anything about those.

Do you know any of 2's family members?
No.

What's 5's favorite food?
Jambalaya.

Is 4 cute?
How cute would you be if your face was heavily scarred?

If 6 told you they wanted to kiss you what would you say?
Get away from me.

If 2 were an animal what would they be?
Some annoying parrot.

Would 1 defend you in a street fight?
No. I don't trust him that much.

Would you have a threesome with 1 & 4?
Yuck!

When was the last time you talked to 7?
He was asking for directions.

Would you sleep with 3?
Yes.

Would you let 6 take you on a date?
Depends on where he wants to go.

What about 7?
Ditto.

What does 1 do for a living?
He's a mad artist.

Is 2 older than you?
By 10 years.

What is the most attractive thing about 1?
His crooked smile.

Have you seen 4 without a shirt on?
Yes (Pukes)

When you first saw 3, what were you thinking?
Nothing.

What language does 5 speak?
English/French and the language of the Unpronouncables.

Are 3 & 6 friends?
No. They accuse each other of fashion theft.

Tell me something about 4?
She's really nice, though she seems mean.

Have you seen 5 naked?
No. And I don't plan to.

Is 1 funny?
Do you consider gallows humor funny?

What do you most like about 8 physically?
A long distance between us.

What do you most like about 3 emotionally?
He's resourceful and very entertaining.

Do you have a crush on 3?
Not really.

If 2 were with you right now would you let them kiss you?
No.

What about 4?
Ew!

How long have you known 6?
For a short while.

When's 1's birthday?
Sometime in winter.

Who's cuter 2 or 6?
6. In his own way.

Has 1 ever complimented you?
You don't want to know what he complimented me on.

What about 7?
Not yet.

Do you think 2 will do this survey?
She's too busy blaring her music.